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Nothing beats The Karate Kid I’m sorry.  Clip is long but forward to the end for the good stuff.    

There are so many things to talk about here but the main point is how quickly Johnny turns.  He goes from straight-up torturting Daniel-son (cheap shots, girlfriend grabs not to mention the time they ran him off the road at the beach!) to proclaiming “You’re alright La Russo.”  He fucking helped him hoist the trophy.  

I mean talk about not having any heart.  Johnny, you have been training for this fight your whole life.  You bleed Cobra-Kai.  You throw dudes into lockers and wear your pajamas around town.  Then right after some shithead from New York or New Jersey or whatever craphole state Danny is from beats you, that is the time to get in on the gatorade bath?  I mean he won with the Crane for the love of God!  

That’s like after last year’s NBA Finals, if when K.G. was giving his “Anything is possibllllllllllllllllle!” yelp into the mic, Kobe ran over and was like “Yeah it is, this is great!”  

Also, something about Elizabeth Shue in this movie does it.  Her strange sweaters, soccer playing legs and ability to hold her own the mini-golf course.  Yes, that sums it up.