25
Apr
This kid is hauling ass?
First of all, I don’t really understand this video. You are just sitting out in your driveway waiting for that kid who is scared of his own shadow to walk by so you can tape him running away? Sounds suspect to me.
But in his defense, aren’t we taught to run away when an animal is steamrolling at us with saliva dripping down their mouth? I mean, this whole dog loving thing is crazy. Listen I love dogs as much as the next guy but if one is heading straight for me with hate in it’s eyes then I am Usain Bolt’n it out of there.
The kid has his route all wrong too, you have to zig and zag like the car in Jurassic Park.
